An Arby's opened nearby. It was having a "dry run" day today, which meant that they basically gave out food for free. Any item on the menu, not just a regular roast beef and a napkin per person or anything like that. A car pulled up to the drive thru and, unaware of the freeness, ordered 40 bucks worth of Arby's, only to find at the pick-up window that it was all free.

I should have been in that car.