The Best Band Names Ever: A Running List

--Fundy Weather

--John Stamos and the Full House

When you have a 12+ hour day of work, metro riding, whoring yourself out for the Wooster Admissions office, and you 1) haven't eaten in hours and hours, 2) have been in a crowded, overheated room for two hours, and 3) some high schooler with tourette's just hit on you...

flip flops + jeans. insane amounts of subway. open windows and night air.

An Arby's opened nearby. It was having a "dry run" day today, which meant that they basically gave out food for free. Any item on the menu, not just a regular roast beef and a napkin per person or anything like that. A car pulled up to the drive thru and, unaware of the freeness, ordered 40 bucks worth of Arby's, only to find at the pick-up window that it was all free.

I should have been in that car.